I have been ravaged with sickness and had my feet bitten to oblivion by some angry ants, so far this trip is not going my way!!! I think I am experiencing the bitter sweet of having everything going to plan before I left England and now I am in a far away land everything is falling apart! Ok, so its really not that bad but I was sick again today which we have concluded is due to the fact that I keep taking my tablets on an empty stomach. (I'm sure Chris has mentioned how bad the food is, particuarly with the 'Street Juice' flavourings!!) Either that or I am having really bad side affects to my malaria tablets which would be a disaster as I would have to choose between spending a fortune on another 75 tablets or risking throwing up every day for the next 2 months!!

We have not been to a 'Ping pong' show yet although as you know we get asked about ten times a day if we want to visit them. Chris has his own tactic of getting rid of them by saying that he already has his own private show...me! The thought just terrifies me! The people are all lovely though, very weird and wonderful. (Karen, we saw Yo Stank Bitch herself sitting on a motorbike fiddling with her hair, swinging her legs, pouting like a fish and boobs falling out of her top...hillarious!!!) Chris really scared me on our first night when we were sat at a bar having a drink, by telling me smeagol was crawling on the floor and going to grab my ankles!! I was terrified and tried to hide my feet but it was a poor beggar with no limbs manouvering himself through the seats...pretty shocking. But im sure we will experience worse things x